Funny and Winsome Breakfast Quotes

Funny and Winsome Breakfast Quotes

Here are some really funny, awesome and creative breakfast quotes that will make your day.

  • When you’re eggs and bacon are two pieces of cake with caramel enamel.  Who cares if your day starts with a chocolate cake and caramel crumbs? It’s you who’s going to work out and get free from the calories.

How do I like my eggs? Umm… in a cake.

  • You know that what you feel is love when you spread it as heavy as Nutella. Hey, when talking about Nutella, which one are you in the morning? The little or the big spoon?

Spread love as thick as you would Nutella.

  • Hopefully, you have patience to wait for wine time. Until then, enjoy the magical breakfast!

A meal without wine is called breakfast!

  • When you know that any sadness can be drown in a glass of fresh squeezed juice and be forgotten with the taste of a perfect breakfast.

There has never been a sadness that cannot be cured by breakfast foods.

  • Pizza leftovers, homemade pizza dough that has to be unfrozen and prepared or a pizza place near you – all these three are a legit excuse and a reason to have pizza for morning. Did you just wake up and read this, while imagining a rich cheese and mushroom pizza topping?  Sorry, hope you really have a pizza place near you!

I can’t turn water into wine, but I can turn pizza into breakfast!

  • Isn’t this a cute idea? Wake up, brush your teeth, comb your hair, leave on your pajamas that look like jogging bottoms, grab your wallet and invite your loved one on a breakfast date. Who cares what the world thinks, when you two are having the most romantic morning meeting?

Why are breakfasts dates not a more popular thing? Like forget your fancy 9pm dinner, let’s go eat pancakes at 9 am in our pjs.

  • Some mornings are meant to start sexy and delicious. What’s your favorite day to have a sexylicious breakfast?

We all deserve morning sex and pancakes.

  • Gigi Hadid knows what real happiness is! What burger is your favorite way to sanity?

Eat clean. Stay fit. And have a burger to stay sane.

  • When cereal is your favorite motivation to ensure the day, no matter the people you’ll meet.

People are always disappointing. Thank God I have cereal.

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